A TINY tote bag from Trader Joe’s is making a massive splash online -with one listing priced at a mind-blowing $1 million.
A set of eight pastel mini totes, originally sold for $2.99 each, is now up for grabs on eBay at seven figures, leaving shoppers stunned.

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The listing, which surfaced earlier this week, has quickly gone viral for its eye-watering price tag.
The supermarket chain, based in Monrovia, California, released the bags this spring in limited pastel shades.
A search for “Trader Joe’s mini pastel canvas tote bags” now shows over 6,700 results on eBay.
While most hover under $100, some sellers are aiming sky-high.
One asked $1 million for a set of eight bags—working out to $125,000 each.
Another listing shows a single pastel green bag for $49,890. A different seller has a four-pack for $10,000.
Delish reported that more typical resale prices for four-bag sets range from $30 to $70.
ONLINE FRENZY
Online, users weren’t shy about mocking the million-dollar listing.
“The bags better do the laundry and give me a back massage,” one Facebook commenter wrote.
“I will never understand the hype over a tote bag nor Stanley tumblers,” said another.
“They aren’t even extra cute,” someone added.
“I’ve never paid a dime for any of my totes, they’re always free.”
Others pointed out the listing might be a placeholder to keep the product page active when stock runs out.
“This is a common move for companies. Though I’ve never seen it on $5 bags,” one person said.
Top five fan favorites returning to Trader Joe’s this spring
Piquant Popcorn
First spotted in stores last month, Trader Joe’s snack aisle recently received an exciting new addition, Eat This, Not That! reported.
The Piquant Popcorn (140 calories) is seasoned with a flavorful mix of onion powder, garlic powder, sea salt, and a nutritional yeast, which has a rich and slightly cheesy taste. Sloan described it as having an “umami richness of flavor.”
Cinnamon Danish Twist Pastry
Trader Joe’s shoppers will have yet another pastry to choose from when the retailer debuts its new Cinnamon Twist Danish later this month. The baked good features a Danish pastry with cinnamon and a custard-style filling. And according to the podcasters, it’s absolutely massive. Amy said it was almost like a “super-sized cinnamon bun.”
The item will only be available for a limited time, but Amy said it should still be in stores around Easter and Mother’s Day.
Thai Peanut Satay Sauce
Trader Joe’s is offering its shoppers a taste of Thailand with a new Thai Peanut Satay Sauce (80 calories) sourced from a supplier in the Asian country. The sauce is made from coconut milk, peanuts, red curry paste, and a variety of savory seasonings, making it an ideal pairing for grilled proteins.
Miller said that Trader Joe’s has offered peanut sauces in the past, but believes this new iteration is” better than any” versions they’ve offered before. The item is already available in stores now.
Brown Sugar Boba Mochi
Mochi fans, rejoice! Brand-new Brown Sugar Boba Mochi are coming to a Trader Joe’s store near you right now. Miller said the treats feature a squishy rice dough surrounding a small boba pearl. They’re also individually wrapped to ensure they don’t stick together.
Dulce de Leche Ice Cream
Trader Joe’s stores tend to have limited freezer space, so the retailer is always rotating its ice cream selection to introduce exciting new flavors. The newest iteration is a Dulce de Leche Ice Cream, featuring a caramel-flavored base with a swirl of dulce de leche. The limited-time item should hit freezer shelves in late March.
SPRING TIME
Trader Joe’s said the totes were brought back after last year’s successful launch of primary-colored versions.
The new pastel line features baby blue, delicate pink, mint green, and lavender.
The bags are designed for quick grocery trips, light packing, or even gift-giving.
“I bought all 4 for $20 at Trader Joe’s,” a Facebook user said. “Used them as Easter bags.”
“I have the baby blue one,” said another. “It’s cute but small not super useful.”
It’s unclear whether more stock will hit shelves or if prices will keep climbing online.