He said: “So, here I am. I’m about to have my AstraZeneca jab – I’m that old.
“The doctor here, Tim, is going to be adminstrating. How many are you doing?”
He confirmed that the staff were hoping to get through 560 people over the course of half a day.
“Wow… I have to say it has been an amazingly efficient operation.
“I was literally whipped through. We were told exactly where to go, you treated me like idiot I am.
“Nothing was left to chance. You’ve been very efficient on your computer.
“Down to you now, to make sure I don’t die.
“Very painless, in it goes. That’s it! Not even as painful as working with Susanna Reid.”