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Calendar of Jack Grealish's CALVES are flying off the shelves ahead of Christmas 

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While Jack Grealish may have impressed football fans with his tactical skills during the Euros – some members of the public seemed more preoccupied by his looks than his performance on the pitch. 

And his loyal fanbase are just as infatuated with the footballer as they were in July, with an entire calendar dedicated to his impressive calf muscles flying off the shelves ahead of Christmas. 

The 12-page calendar, titled ‘Wonderful World of Jack Grealish’s Calves’ has been compiled by the UK’s self-proclaimed ‘dullest man’ Kevin Beresford, 69, from Redditch. 

Grandfather-of-two Kevin’s latest calendar includes a series of close-ups of the Manchester City footballer’s calves, with his upper body and feet completely cropped out. 

The UK's self-proclaimed 'dullest man' Kevin Beresford, 69, from Redditch (pictured) has compiled an entire calendar of pictures of Jack Grealish's calves

The UK’s self-proclaimed ‘dullest man’ Kevin Beresford, 69, from Redditch (pictured) has compiled an entire calendar of pictures of Jack Grealish’s calves 

Grandfather-of-two Kevin's latest calendar includes a series of close-ups of the Manchester City footballer's calves, with his upper body and feet completely cropped out

Grandfather-of-two Kevin’s latest calendar includes a series of close-ups of the Manchester City footballer’s calves, with his upper body and feet completely cropped out

The England footballer, pictured during the FIFA World Cup 2022 Qualifying Group, attracted a loyal fanbase during the Euros

The England footballer, pictured during the FIFA World Cup 2022 Qualifying Group, attracted a loyal fanbase during the Euros 

Kevin has created some of the UK’s most bizarre calendars, from roundabouts across the world to his top Welsh post boxes and his latest project – ‘Benches of Redditch’, lovingly depicting 12 benches in and around the West Midlands. 

The retired painter, who previously printed a calendar of Peter Crouch with his head cropped off, has already seen hundreds of sales of his new release – despite only having printed one calendar so far.  

He said: ‘The Jack Grealish calendars are flying off the shelves. I’ve sold about 400 copies so far; the women can’t seem to get enough.

‘There’s been a lot of blokes buying the calendar too, I reckon it’s for a Christmas present for their girlfriends.

The retired painter, who previously printed a calendar of Peter Crouch with his head cropped off, has already seen hundreds of sales of his new release. Pictured, the calendar's June page

The retired painter, who previously printed a calendar of Peter Crouch with his head cropped off, has already seen hundreds of sales of his new release. Pictured, the calendar’s June page  

Kevin has created some of the UK's most bizarre calendars, from roundabouts across the world to his top Welsh post boxes but his latest project (pictured) has already proved popular ahead of th Christmas season

Kevin has created some of the UK’s most bizarre calendars, from roundabouts across the world to his top Welsh post boxes but his latest project (pictured) has already proved popular ahead of th Christmas season 

The Aston Villa fan has always been a big admirer of Grealish, who is paid £230,000 a week by Manchester City, despite his move to to the team in August. Pictured, the calendar's September page

The Aston Villa fan has always been a big admirer of Grealish, who is paid £230,000 a week by Manchester City, despite his move to to the team in August. Pictured, the calendar’s September page 

‘I even think Jack Grealish’s sister might have bought one, as I know her name is Jo, and we received an order under that name.

‘It would be funny to think that he might get a calendar full of his own calves for Christmas. It’s definitely been one of my most popular calendars so far.’

The Aston Villa fan has always been a big admirer of Grealish, who is paid £230,000 a week by Manchester City, despite his move to to the team in August. 

Kevin said: ‘I love Jack Grealish, I think he’s great, even though he’s moved to the dark side.

Kevin has only printed one calendar so fat but says it's flying off the shelves. Pictured, the calendar's November page

Kevin has only printed one calendar so fat but says it’s flying off the shelves. Pictured, the calendar’s November page

While several women are buying the calendar, Kevin suspects many men have purchased the gift for their other halves. Pictured, the calendar's December page

While several women are buying the calendar, Kevin suspects many men have purchased the gift for their other halves. Pictured, the calendar’s December page

‘I focused on his calves because they’re a feature you could recognise instantly. His calves are colossal.

‘He still wears his childhood shin pads out of superstition, and always rolls his socks down.

‘If the question came up on a quiz show, even if you don’t like football, everyone would know whose calves they were.

‘I’m pretty certain that even Jack Grealish himself has said that big calves run in the family.’

Kevin, pictured showing off the calendar's March page, says his printer is becoming 'fed up' with all of his bizarre orders

Kevin, pictured showing off the calendar’s March page, says his printer is becoming ‘fed up’ with all of his bizarre orders 

Despite the its popularity, Kevin has received some backlash on his peculiar calendar with some critics saying it's 'disgusting' to have an entire calendar full of calves

Despite the its popularity, Kevin has received some backlash on his peculiar calendar with some critics saying it’s ‘disgusting’ to have an entire calendar full of calves  

Despite the its popularity, Kevin has received some backlash on his peculiar calendar.

He said: ‘I’ve had one woman message me saying it was disgusting to have a calendar full of calves.

‘I even had a woman complain to me that she had just received Jack Grealish Unofficial 2022 calendar when she wanted the one of his calves.

‘I had to explain to her that she’d never ordered from me, as I only do the calendar of his calves, it would be funny if I outsold the Calendar Club and their calendar though.

You can get your hands on your very own Jack Grealish's calves calendar (pictured) in time for the new year, for £10

You can get your hands on your very own Jack Grealish’s calves calendar (pictured) in time for the new year, for £10 

‘The place where I go to get them printed off are a bit fed up with all the orders I’m putting through now. When I ring up to place an order, the receptionist usually just sighs at me.’

He added: ‘It’s definitely a bit of a controversial calendar, but it’s all about the fun of it.

‘I see myself as an artist, and all of my calendars have been unique. My work ends up on people’s walls, just like a painting.’

You can get your hands on your very own Jack Grealish’s calves calendar in time for the new year, for just £10.

Kevin is now hoping to release another anatomy calendar based on Scottish footballer, John McGinn’s bottom.

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